Landon

Alias: Jackass, 1-800-Ask-Gary, el camino jerry, Azzhat and XOXO Gossip Girl.

Occupation: Pyschotic transgender homidical drifter.

Michelle

Hometown: "None of your F-ING business!" (America's Most Wanted, law enforcement authorities and those offering reward for capture, please contact webdiva@comedychristmas.com.)

Where You've Seen Him/Her Before: Sack Lickin' Song, Shave Your Balls for Jesus, Ho-Jack, 24, Dr. Rose Fart Pads, America's Most Wanted (Seasons 1, 3, 4 and 5), Bay News 9 crime reports.

Writing Credits: "I wrote the pilot episodes for everything ever written, dammit. Where's my money?"

His/Her Damage: See 'Occupation.'

Any other facts, random or relevant: He defers to Martin who claims to have discovered that it's all relevant. We'll get back to you on that.

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