Michelle Alias: Mich., Missy (only by prearranged agreement and pursuant to specific legal conditions), Honky (only by Gene), Homegirl (cuz that's how she rollz). Occupation: Media Designer, Photographer, Writer, Voice of Reason and Bane of Gene's existence.
Hometown: The closest thing this peripatetic former Army Brat has to a home is Fayetteville, NC. But she's lived everywhere, so if she resembles your former neighbor, girlfriend, baby-mama or parolee and you need to serve a warrant, exact child support or just get closure, please email the webdiva@comedychristmas.com so we can get her out of the country. Where You've Seen Her Before: American Super Idol, Ho-Jack, BS Berlitz Language Course, Davinci Commode, Zack Markovitz; Sexual Harassment, Ribbon Magnet Club, and The No Show as Naultina Alien Diva among many others. Writing Credits: Under extreme duress she will admit contributing to Zack Markovitz; Sue Somebody, HoJack, eBooty, Studs & Suds, Hooters Air, and is most proud of editing and animating "Santa vs. Fros-T" and figuring out how to effectively fart Santa out of Rudolf's buttocks. We feel sure that she will win an award for that work one day....just you watch. Her Damage: "I babble a LOT. If you get me going...I just keep babbling. About anything, except stuff I don't like, but even then sometimes, like when you're talking about the traffic and oh my god, did you hear about that crash? That was a great movie, wasn't it? Crash, I mean. I heard the funniest thing about Matt Dillon the other day - or was it Kevin? Oh...and I laugh like Pee Wee Herman. I also suffer from severe ADH-- hey, where's Stella May?" Any other facts, random or relevant: Michelle celebrates all holidays, especially the ones with extra days off from work, except the ones that only give bank workers or government employees days off. She loves martial arts, particularly Tae Kwon Do (which explains the boot print on Landon's ass) and claims to have loved Hong Kong Phooey 'as a kid' (we caught her with the DVD just last week).
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Michelle

Alias: Mich., Missy (only by prearranged agreement and pursuant to specific legal conditions), Honky (only by Gene), Homegirl (cuz that's how she rollz).

Occupation: Media Designer, Photographer, Writer, Voice of Reason and Bane of Gene's existence.

Hometown: The closest thing this peripatetic former Army Brat has to a home is Fayetteville, NC. But she's lived everywhere, so if she resembles your former neighbor, girlfriend, baby-mama or parolee and you need to serve a warrant, exact child support or just get closure, please email the webdiva@comedychristmas.com so we can get her out of the country.

Where You've Seen Her Before: American Super Idol, Ho-Jack, BS Berlitz Language Course, Davinci Commode, Zack Markovitz; Sexual Harassment, Ribbon Magnet Club, and The No Show as Naultina Alien Diva among many others.

Writing Credits: Under extreme duress she will admit contributing to Zack Markovitz; Sue Somebody, HoJack, eBooty, Studs & Suds, Hooters Air, and is most proud of editing and animating "Santa vs. Fros-T" and figuring out how to effectively fart Santa out of Rudolf's buttocks. We feel sure that she will win an award for that work one day....just you watch.

Her Damage: "I babble a LOT. If you get me going...I just keep babbling. About anything, except stuff I don't like, but even then sometimes, like when you're talking about the traffic and oh my god, did you hear about that crash? That was a great movie, wasn't it? Crash, I mean. I heard the funniest thing about Matt Dillon the other day - or was it Kevin? Oh...and I laugh like Pee Wee Herman. I also suffer from severe ADH-- hey, where's Stella May?"

Any other facts, random or relevant: Michelle celebrates all holidays, especially the ones with extra days off from work, except the ones that only give bank workers or government employees days off. She loves martial arts, particularly Tae Kwon Do (which explains the boot print on Landon's ass) and claims to have loved Hong Kong Phooey 'as a kid' (we caught her with the DVD just last week).