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My Merry Christmas
Sometimes, you just have to laugh at what we do at Christmas. These articles poke fun at some of the chaos we create each holiday season. Rated PG.

Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Christmas carols for the mentally disturbed. Rated G.

Elf Yourself
Make an elf of yourself or anyone else whose picture you happen to have. Rated G.

Santa Boobies
What a girl really wants for Christmas... Rated R-ish because my mom would probably slap you for playing it.

Hogwild's homemade Christmas quiz
Rated R for the liberal and injudicious use of 'goddamn'. Goddamn funny though!

Loony Music
Collection of flash Christmas videos. Check out Rapping Baby J.

Holiday e-Cards
Top 5 funniest Christmas e-cards from Bitter Tonic.

Holiday Jokes & Humor
A collection of Christmas jokes from jokesandhumor.com. Mixed ratings.

The classic BK Christmas Carol. Everybody sing along now; "Don't fuck with fries in hot vat it really hurts bad and so do skin grafts..."


I work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers
I wear paper hats
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?

Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done

I gotta run
I gotta run
I gotta run
I gotta run

Don't fuck with fries in hot vat it really hurts bad and so do skin grafts
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?

Where is the bell?
Wait for the bell
Can't hear the bell
Where is the bell?

Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done

I work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers
I wear paper hats
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?

Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done

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